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The Rookie Handbook: How to Survive the First Season in the NFL

admin — Thu, 31 May 2018 03:50:25 +0000

Congratulations, you just got drafted into the NFL. Now what?
Here’s what’s ahead of you: rigorous training, complicated playbooks, financial conundrums, intense pressure to perform—and temptation. Welcome to the big leagues.

Informative, smart, funny, and beautifully illustrated, The Rookie Handbook has everything NFL rookies need to know to survive their first season of pro football, straight from veterans Ryan Kalil, Jordan Gross, and Geoff Hangartner. The three authors have a combined thirty years of NFL experience, but they too were rookies themselves, once upon a time.

Much like rookies, NFL fans only know what they see on TV or read—obsessively following Rich Eisen and scouring obscure blogs for fantasy football info. But when it comes to what goes on in the inner sanctum, behind the locker room doors, it’s a mystery. The Rookie Handbook is the insider’s guide to that exclusive club, pulling back the curtain to reveal how players act and think—and what they do when no one is watching.

It’s Not My Fault: 150 Hilarious Excuses Every Tennis Player Should Know

admin — Mon, 28 May 2018 13:30:18 +0000

In It’s Not My Fault, author Joshua Shifrin helps tennis players make sense of their most monumental losses on the court. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful loss with “My opponent was a pusher . . . I can’t play against pushers.” Or after a bad shot, tennis gurus might try to get out of dodge by uttering, “There was a leaf on the court and I couldn’t concentrate.”

Shifrin has crafted 150 funny–but all-too-real–excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include:

My opponent’s grunting is distracting.

My strings are too tight.

I have tennis elbow.

These tennis balls are too slow.

Any many more!

Whether you want to motivate your friends or family who have just started playing or eradicate embarrassing mistakes in your own game, It’s Not My Fault is a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.